Strong Gel

Water resistant with a long lasting hold, this stuff will keep your hair in shape all day long without it feeling hard as a rock.

Giraffes swear by this stuff for keeping their long necks supported yet flexible so they can eat from the highest branches without straining them in the process.*

RSP £3.19

*Ask yourself this: how could a giraffe apply gel to its own neck? It wouldn't even be able to put it on another giraffe's neck as they have such ridiculously long, inflexible legs. Also they technically have no arms. Or hands.