reStyler

Use this on dry, short hair to create choppy, messy styles that you can reshape however you want throughout the day. Warm up a small amount between your palms then rub into your hair vigorously.

This stuff gives you the ability to re-shape and transform yourself into a giant robot from the future. Need we say more?*

RSP £3.19

*Unfortunately, the technology needed to change humans into all of the complex mechanisms, motors and armour plating required for turning you into a giant robot won't be available until sometime in the year 2081. So for now reStyler just gives you remouldable styles.